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Dangerously attempted prior to coffee this morning. Scientists Create Laser That Could Make It Rain – Raise your hand if you could have come up with a better visual for this story. Uh Oh, Pisghettios! – Merlin’s new auto-reply to PR pitch spam. Dear Kid, We Can’t Accept Unsolicited Ideas…Oh And Plus, Your Drawing Sucks… Continue reading Friday Heh

Poets Ranked By Beard Weight – “First published in England on the eve of The Great War, this quaint publication takes the reader on a fascinating excursion through such topics as False Beards, Merkins, and Capillamenta (chin wigs); Effusions of the Scalp and Face; Celebrated Chaetognaths (chaetognathous = hairy-jawed); and even includes an affectionate mini-essay… Continue reading Friday Heh

Minimum Wage Machine – “The minimum wage machine allows anybody to work for minimum wage. Turning the crank will yield one penny every 5.04 seconds, for $7.15 an hour (NY state minimum wage). If the participant stops turning the crank, they stop receiving money.” Sandwich Dinosaur – A dinosaur made out of sandwich. Or is… Continue reading Friday Heh

The Recession Won’t Be Over Til…– Release dates of Pokemon video games vs. S&P 500 Index over time. Added heh that this entire site was created out of a “what kind of site should I build?” thread on Reddit. Donruss Chic: If you’re of a certain age this shirt probably bears a lot of meaning… Continue reading Friday Heh

First Off, A Heh From Max And Molly: My Potatoes Bring… Keep The Crossover – Not since Pras, Fat Dr. Dre and Ed Lover were shilling 1-800-YES-CREDIT has there been such a powerful marriage of fringe hip-hop and straight up direct marketing.

What Touchscreen Hardware Comes After The iPad? – An easy joke, but delivered with a solid visual. [via theolane] Sound Flyer Defense: Support Organ Donation – With this excellent tee. A History Of Obama Feigning Interest In Mundane Things – Undoubtedly the toughest part of the job, and fodder for great captions. Bob Dylan Recites… Continue reading Friday Heh

Way To Go, Apple – “Tron Guy” Jay Maynard, who I had the pleasure of meeting at ROFLcon a couple of years ago, sticks it to Apple with the classic burn “smooth move ex-lax.” Ouch. Sorry Baboon, I Was Just Trying To Golf @katieelambert deals a heh with that caption for this photo from a… Continue reading Friday Heh