Dangerously attempted prior to coffee this morning.
- Scientists Create Laser That Could Make It Rain – Raise your hand if you could have come up with a better visual for this story.
- Uh Oh, Pisghettios! – Merlin’s new auto-reply to PR pitch spam.
- Dear Kid, We Can’t Accept Unsolicited Ideas…Oh And Plus, Your Drawing Sucks – John Winsor chronicles the predictable and un-human legal form letter he gets back when he sends his 8-year-old’s drawing of a “new plane design” to Boeing.
- A Doubleshot Of Will Laren
Bad Dad The Microphone Hoarder: