His head looks like a coffee mug, and he’s in turns sweet, bored, bitter, and brutal. I’ve played Zookeeper since it was a Web flash game, and now that it’s an iOS game I have renewed my addiction. This gallery will be an ongoing tribute to the cryptic, likely translated-from-Japanese messages that appear at the end of the game from the Zookeeper to you, the lowly janitor.
- Can I give you extra points?
- Can I give you extra points?
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- You are growing a little bit.
- You are growing a little bit.
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- You are definitely fired!
- Let's put a picture of you on the wall.
- Let's put a picture of you on the wall.
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- You're better than me!
- You're better than me!
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- I know what to look for in people.
- I know what to look for in people.
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- I think it's okay.
- I think it's okay.
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- Best of Zookeepers.
- It's just okay.
- It's just okay.
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- Fight!
- Fight!
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- I am too nice today.
- I am too nice today.
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- You can do it when you feel like it.
- You can do it when you feel like it.
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Is that a gentle suggestion to take it easy or a backhanded compliment? Read More
- You are barely forgiven.
- You are barely forgiven.
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- You came this far because of me.
- You came this far because of me.
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This is also my first test of the Slide Deck plug-in.









