My apologies for the size of this heh list. That’s what I get for letting it pile up over 2 weeks. It’s all quality.
Little Man Just Got His Hair Cut *And* Some Candy:
Yeah he did.
[via Twitturly, a service that shows you what URLs are being passed around on Twitter.]
Resisty The Knitted Resistor - Awww.
1200 Baud [...]
Enjoy the plans for this knitted Chinook helicopter, which I spied on Craftzine.
Fix yourself a freedom-loving taco dog.
Don’t forget about perennial dark horse and self-proclaimed longest running presidential candidate Love 22, his 22-point platform, and his extremely short-lived blog.
In case you haven’t already been acquainted with Giant Rolling Eddie Murphy Head, I think it’s best to lead off with that even though it’s one entry below this.
As bonus coverage, here’s some serene video of the head’s travels.
Usher: Love In This Club - The best damn animatronic all-animal band this side of Tijuana performs [...]
A giant Eddie Murphy head jumps out of the internet at you, and you feel strangely reassured.
Smart Tag Line - Reminds me of a Costanza line whose context I’ve forgotten, something like “whatever it is you want, that’s what we don’t have.”
Nobody Cares If Your Puns Were Intended - No, really. Take heed. [via gregg].
My New Favorite German Breakfast Cereal:
Five Lego Video Games That Will Never Happen - I like how [...]
If you enjoyed Ghetto Big Mac as much as I did…:
…consider signing on as an Internets Celebrities Producer at the dollar value of your choice and help Rafi, Dallas, Cas, and their crew continue to make enjoyable and informative videos. You’ll get a credit on their next video and the smug satisfaction that you helped [...]
Bid On A Cosby Sweater For Charity - The Ennis Cosby Foundation is auctioning off the monstrosities worn on The Cosby Show.
This screengrab caught by yours truly on a hotel TV in Asheville
For supplemental heh, check out what a Flickr search for “cosby sweater” yields.
Five Cereals That Rip Apart Your Mouth - Honeycomb is a glaring oversight here.
Sightseeing In Liberty City - New York photos placed side-by-side with the hyper-realistic depictions of the same scene in Grand Theft Auto 4.
Ready-made Sound Effects - Instant Rimshot and Sad Trombone are unitasking websites dedicated to fulfilling your anecdote punctuation needs. I [...]
8th Grader Shows More Class Than City Councilwoman Conyers - Credit Ms. Conyers with the willingness to debate a group of short-pants-wearin students on the impact of her tirades against the City Council President, but pity her inability to own up to her bad behavior and make good. [via Craxy]
Barbarian Group Nigerian Scammer-baiting - Barbarian [...]
I had the pleasure of meeting and hanging out with Pete Hottelet of Brawndo fame while at ROFLCon. He was giving away cans of the electrolyte-packed, thirst mutilating soft drink made famous by the Mike Judge movie Idiocracy.
Here’s a clip of a small contribution I made to the Brawndo table. I know a plant [...]